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{"type":"programming","setup":"Where did the API go to eat?","punchline":"To the RESTaurant.","id":390}
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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