{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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Roger Niello is an American politician who is currently in the California State Senate representing the 6th district, which includes portions of Sacramento and Placer counties. He is a Republican who also served in the California State Assembly from 2004 to 2010.
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